Hi I'm Borat (no not a famous movie character from Kazakhstan!)

 So it's been a whirlwind couple of days and here's where I've landed. The jury is still out on these people thus far. The lady, my foster mom, keeps telling me to get out of her ass. She states that she says that when driving and people are too close to the back of her car. I don't understand though. I'm not driving and neither is she!!

But alas here I am! In this short time I've got some accomplishments under my belt too. I've conquered the steps and slept in my foster mom's room on a soft comforter on the floor. I could get used to this home set up!

Here I am...aren't I handsome?!

This is where I slept last night...it was so nice! 

Anyway, I was home today and my foster mom disappeared for a loong time today! Wow did I miss her! She gives me a lot of kisses and that's exactly why I follow her. So I hung out with my foster mom's daughter today. She had the muzzle on me since I'm learning not to chase the cats when they run. This family hollers "No" in a really loud mean voice and that's my cue to stop what I'm doing. Apparently putting my front feet on the kitchen counter and on the bird cage is also a "NO!" thing too. Not sure why.

So when mom got home today, she took her fur off. I guess it's fur. She says it's clothing. Anyhoo she took all of it off and got into this portal and shut the door. I hear water and then she got out all wet. STRANGE for sure. Here's me checking her out after she exited the portal...

Here it is....can you help me find out where it took her?! My goodness! She got in dry and came out all wet! These people are ridiculous!!

So here are my knucklehead foster brothers. Clearly I'm the more intelligent one. I definitely look more sophisticated.

Anyway, if you have any compassion, please adopt me. I'm not sure I can tolerate this stuff anymore! If you're interested reach out to Paws on the Mountain Greyhound Adoption. Denise will connect you with my foster mom who will tell you how wonderful I really am!   

Guess what? I've been adopted!

So mom told me I had a surprise today. I was to have some visitors. I had no idea what that meant, but guess what? They took me home! After I did some leaning and met my new brother, who by the way looks like someone stuck him in the dryer! He's really little...something happened with him.  Anyway, he seems ok and guess what? There're two human kids! Just old enough that I can convince them to give me their beds! I really liked the dad too. He is the best petter. All I had to do was lean up against him, and he was hooked!

So home we went. I wonder what that will be like. I'll miss my foster family, but now I have one of my own!

Here's a picture of me just hanging out next to the cleared out garden while mom was folding clothes before my family came.

So as you see, I look so handsome with my new family!  Do you see what I mean about the little guy? He seems ok though. I need to teach him how to lounge a bit though! He's high energy.

It's been nice telling you my story. But "that's all folks" as they say in Looney Tunes land!!